Personnel Files
The Cast
One chaos agent. Three reactive officials. The contrast is the game. Files updated as the situation develops.
The Ankel Biter
Player Character
“Shin height. Already gone.”
Threat Assessment
EXTREMELY SMALL. EXTREMELY REAL.
Height
Ankle-adjacent
Speed
Faster than expected
Known for
Operating at sock height. Leaving before anyone looks down.
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The Mall Cop
Official Overreaction
“Sir. I repeat: Sir.”
Threat Assessment
HIGH CONFIDENCE. MIXED OUTCOMES.
Confidence
Very high
Results
Ongoing investigation
Known for
Blowing whistle at correct individual approximately 40% of the time.
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The Panic Parent
Family Chaos Amplifier
“The wipes were already out.”
Threat Assessment
WAS ALREADY SUSPICIOUS.
Wipes on hand
Significant number
Backup wipes
Also significant
Known for
Activating the neighborhood watch before the Mall Cop finishes his first sentence.
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The Local Reporter
Officializer
“We are live. We have always been live.”
Threat Assessment
CAMERA IS ON. ALL QUOTES ARE LIVE.
Time on scene
Already here
Segments filed
3 and counting
Known for
Arriving before anything happens. Filing the follow-up before the original airs.
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